Although it is VERY early on Monday morning, it is still Monday. And you know what time that is don't you....that's right it is a "Not Me Monday" time. It is time for bloggers around the
Frankie (age 4 1/2)-- I did not share by lollipop with my 1 year old sister, and give her one while she was in her crib waiting for Mommy to get her from her nap. And Mommy did not go into her room to get her from the nap, only for her to find a green dum-dum in her mouth, and on her face, and all over her hands, and on her bedding. I do admit to being a good big brother, and sharing with my sister, but I know better than to give Reyna a lollipop, especially after Mommy has told me time and time again that she is to young to have one.
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I also did not take the Wii remote into the potty, and set it down on the side of the bathtub to do my thing, and then leave it there. I then did not start a massive search for it, bringing in my Mommy to help, and for her to find it very shortly. Nah, I do enjoy playing the Wii, but I do not take it into the bathroom with me. Come on, that would just be gross!
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Marianna (age 3) -- After my bath, earlier this week, I did not get all dressed, and my hair comb. I was looking real cute to go out for the afternoon. I didn't go back in the bathroom while Mommy was trying to get Reyna all dolled up, when I did not make a very big splash. Mommy did not rush into the bathroom, only to find me there in the tub with Frankie. Nah, it wasn't me, I can only admit to being extra clean.
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I also was not helping Mommy clean the kitchen up, and did not then did not find these really pretty little square stickers with a beautiful necklace and a big number 2 on them. I did not take the stickers off of the paper, and stick them on me, the kitchen counter, the dishwasher, the cabinets. I can only admit to helping Mommy clean and make the kitchen beautiful, how was I to know that they were stamps.
(PS NOTE FROM MOMMY: Luckily they were only 2 cent stamps)
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Reyna Marie (1 1/2 years) -- I did not go in the bathroom, (even though Mommy and Daddy tells me ten times a day that it is not a playground, and I shouldn't be in there) and then somehow have the door close on me. I did not then start quietly knocking on the door trying to get someone's attention to let me out of the bathroom, and when no one came to my rescue, I did not start screaming for Mommy. When she did rescue me, I did give her a hug, and hope that she wouldn't say "I told you so". Nah, it wasn't me I listen to both of my parents, and know how smart they are. I understand that the bathroom is not a playground.
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I did not find Daddy's half drunk coffee cup sitting on the table, and did not climb up on the chair, and take a BIG sip, nor did I spill it all over me, the chair and the kitchen floor that Mommy had just mopped. Nah, it wasn't me, and it wasn't me who stayed up till way past ten that night, nor did I have terribly yuck smelly diapers this week after not drinking Daddy's coffee.
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PS NOTE FROM MOMMY: Why is it that this week of "Not Me Mondays", all three of my children had something to do with the bathroom. I tell ya, some weeks, the only way we make it is to laugh.
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