Not Me Monday

Here are just a few "Not ME"s for this week...

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Reyna--"I did not decide that it was time for me to start to do the army crawl, right after Mommy put Marianna's pizza lunch down for a front room picnic, and I did not then crawl across the front room. And I did not get to the pizza while Mommy was back in the kitchen getting me my food, and I did not get a big fist full of pizza, and I did not taste my first bite of pizza, and when Mommy got to me (a whole five seconds later) and took the pizza out of my mouth, I didn't use my other hand get my second fist full of pizza. No...I didn't do any of this, and I wouldn't do it all over again if given a chance. I after all do not crawl, that is unless there is food in the room, and then watch out...

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Marianna-I did not decide that Daddy needed a little bit of help with painting the upstairs bath room. And I did not help by touching the paint. And I did not open the door with paint on my hands, and we do not now have a Marianna hand print on door. No way, I am a helper, and I do not like messes.

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Frankie--I did not bug Mommy all morning to go and play in the little bit of snow, and I did not ask Mommy ever three minutes. And when Mommy finally gave in, I did not tell her that I wasn't going to wear my big jacket. And when she finally got my big jacket on, and my hat, and my two pairs of pants, and my two shirts, and got my sisters dressed up warm too, I did not go outside for two minutes, and then decide that it was to cold, and came inside anyway. No way, I can handle just a little bit of cold.